If “land whale” didn’t have the horrible connotations it would actually be pretty cool.
Hell yeah I’m a land whale! I am a vast, mysterious creature of the deep, and I have finally transcended the limits of my ocean home. I am bigger than Tyrannosaurus Rex; I am the largest animal ever to exist on this planet. My brain is the size of a one-year-old child; your entire body could fit inside my heart. I live for a hundred years and sing a song that carries for a thousand miles. And now the whole of the Earth, land and sea, is mine.
Because I am a land whale.
(Art by Roland Tomayo)
Mechanical Engineering major, English minor. I like cats.
honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf
my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab
all love should be conditional. those who would hurt you do not deserve your love and that is a perfectly acceptable condition.
big scary trans girl out to Appropriate Womanhood and fucking kill you
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
Yes, me, I am the same.
That cat has a moustache.
Hogwarts at dusk : 1 - requested by trusthim